Un-natural History Museum
Some of Sherb's thoughs while visiting the museum in May.
On geology and senior citizens:
"Why does the planet earth room smell like old people?"
On the cost saving benefits of pollution:
"You see, big industry releases CO2 into the atmosphere where it contributes to global warming. In turn, that diminishes the need to heat our homes thus reducing our dependence on costly home heating oil."
On Environmental Conservation:
"They're on the endangered species list because they taste so delicious."
On lunar displays and pop-culture:
"I'm pretty sure it's a model of the Death Star."
For the record, strangers did hear what I was saying, I made sure of that. And no, they didn't think it was very funny.
You'll have to excuse me now, it's the first Thursday in June and I've got to go and get my drink on.
posted by Sherb @ 4:23 PM
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