Sherb Land
Random thoughts from a self proclaimed freak who idolizes Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Knoxville.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, May 21, 2007
Kiss my Erasmus
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
-Desiderius Erasmus
But can he see with the one eye? I mean, it's the land of the blind. Whether you have one or two eyes they're all supposed to be blind. Supposing the one-eyed man could see, he'd have a pretty shitty kingdom, bunch of blind people running into the castle walls and each other. I wouldn't want that problem.
What say you Desiderius about the two-eyed man?
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
It's dusty around here....
Has it really been over a month since my last post? Have I neglected my loyal reader? Sorry Arlo.
We have been busy though.....

I noticed that The Chairman stopped by not too long ago to leave a comment. His visits to Sherb Land are always a special treat, like marzipan, and greatly appreciated. It's tough to get face time with him these days. His physical presence at sanctioned JJ4 events has been lacking but spiritually he is always with us as we ask WWTCD? The answer of course is order another round of Pabst and Turkey and/or paint her blue with sparkles.
Speaking of missing quarters of the JJ4 pie, (I like JJ4 pie, it's yummy) Flaco, who has been Houdini* like in his disappearance, has a birthday coming up. Be warned Flaco, Arlo and I are coming for you. You can't deprive us of a night of debauchery and mayhem on the LES.
*Yes I know Houdini specialized as an escape artist but all the other magicians out there are a bunch of pussies. Flaco is no pussy. If Flaco and Chuck Norris were in a fight....Flaco would probably survive.
Okay, that's enough writing for now. I'm going to go find a hot dog.


