The Sherbtastics: Revised for 2007

Arlo-
"I often fantasize about walking out of my office, driving to the airport, and spontaneously re-locating to the Florida Keys."

Hunter S. Thompson-
"I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed."

Johnny Cash-
"You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way."

Rev. Jim Jones-
"A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it."

Ted Nugent-
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."

Todd Snider-
"I make up songs and I sing. I really don't think about business. Maybe that's why things are going well. I just let them happen to me."

Johnny Knoxville-
"Once you commit, you've got to go and do it."

Holden Caulfield-
"I'm always saying 'Glad to've met you' to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though."