Abandon All Hope....
| It may as well read "Abandon all hope ye who enter here" on the office door. I wonder, was Dante writing about hell or his time stuck in the office? Same difference. Show up on time, sit at your desk for eight hours a day, five days a week and we'll give you a paycheck every other week. Seems easy enough. One third of your life working. One third sleeping. One third spent preparing to do one of the other two. Doesn't leave much time for mayhem or merriment now does it? |

