A new low

It's one thing to use paper plates in an effort not to wash dishes but I fear I may have reached a new low today.

Rather than scrub the toilet seat I just bought a new one. In all fairness to myself it was on it's last leg.

Speaking of toilets, why is it that only employees have to wash their hands? I wish those stickers in public restrooms said something like, "Employees must wash hands before returning to work and unless you want to be a filthy animal, YOU better wash your hands too." No need for a side of E. Coli with those deviled eggs at the next holiday party.