Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Halloween!

When you see me this Halloween dressed as my hero Johnny Knoxville, please don’t kick me in the balls. Actually, if you happen to see the real Johnny Knoxville, don’t kick him in the balls either, he doesn't like it. I’m seriously considering purchasing a cup for the evening. Sure with all the beer it might be hard to take a piss (excuse my vernacular) but I'm quite certain the added protection will be worth it. I fear Arlo is going to attempt to prove to others I’m the real Knoxville by having them beat me senseless about the testicular area. Certainly a trick but by no means a treat.