THE SHERBTASTICS

Hunter S. Thompson
Oscar Zeta Acosta
Johnny Knoxville
Arlo: My partner in crime.
Flaco: Currently on probation until his whereabouts can be confirmed.
The Chairman: For his useful insights into life, love and the pursuit of happiness. Plus, all it takes to be a decent person in his book is not to have sex with animals.
The Princess: For being able to retire at the ripe old age of 27.
Arlo’s father: For his simple declaration, “Gardening, such a waste of time.”
Free Mexican Air Force
The Man Cape
D.B. Cooper: Last of the true American folk heros.
Holden Caulfield: For his hatred of narcissists, hypocrites, the superficial and all around phony people.
Jay Gatsby
Dart Man: He never killed anyone, just stuck them in the ass with a dart.
Kaw-Li-ga: A poor old wooden Indian.
Arnold
Luther: A true mutant who stole from Arlo and I.
Guy at the bar formally known as Smithfields
Joanna of Doc’s
Tara of Filthy’s: Always had a smile on her face and our PBRs on the bar.
Rainy of Julep

Musicians:
Jerry Jeff Walker
Robert Earl Keen
John Prine
Todd Snider
Lyle Lovett
Johnny Cash, especially during his hardcore drinking and drugging years.
Willie Nelson
Buckwheat Zydeco
Tré Cool
Hank 3/Tricephus/Shelton