Monday, March 27, 2006

Abandon All Hope....

It may as well read "Abandon all hope ye who enter here" on the office door. I wonder, was Dante writing about hell or his time stuck in the office? Same difference.

Show up on time, sit at your desk for eight hours a day, five days a week and we'll give you a paycheck every other week. Seems easy enough.

One third of your life working. One third sleeping. One third spent preparing to do one of the other two. Doesn't leave much time for mayhem or merriment now does it?

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

sanity

"The only difference between the Sane and the Insane, in this world, is the Sane have the power to have the Insane locked up."
-Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"

I've often thought that deep down everyone is crazy. Some of us can hide it better and longer than others. It's that unique ability to put on a happy face and go about your day when life just won't cut you a break. The Insanely depressed are the true actors of our time.